The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Arteries

WHO GOES THERE

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx)

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
...Up to something.
Snape:
What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione:
Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape:
You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag

(Source: margaerythetyrell)

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