The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Arteries

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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

sedatedkoala:

kaisergeyser:

doktorvondoom:

innervenom:

“That… that’s the first time anyone’s EVER called me that…”

This is my Wade Wilson

I’m so sad that he’s so rarely done right

It’s things like these that make me want to start frantically buying Deadpool titles.

This is why i love Wade Wilson.

(Source: horrorcapes)

pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

lucleon:

slytherinmybedtonight:

So according to these two

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The actual team rocket motto is

To infect the world with devastation, 

To blight all peoples in every nation. 

To denounce the goodness of truth and love,

To extend our wrath to the stars above

Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,

Surrender to us now or you’ll surely lose the fight!

And the fact that Jesse and James get it wrong and make it positive says a whole fucking lot about their personalities.

omg

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

ostolero:

samurott:

why do gamers need a gate anyway

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(Source: smtiii)

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

(Source: donteatthecherry)

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

(Source: ogtmoreno)

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