The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Arteries

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

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lovelikedestiel:

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

I feel like ill never see the large version of this post ever again

Group Assigments

Person:
I have an idea
Me:
So did Hitler

obbets:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

how about “go fuck yourself”

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omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

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yangming:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

Omg I want these

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jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

smatter:


I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

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insanebows:

What

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