The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Arteries

WHO GOES THERE

georgetakei:

He-who-literally-can’t-even

Source: OhMyy - Facebook page

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: drunkerd)

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts)

(Source: brokeboysclub)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

her-royal-punk-rockness:

official-cronusampora:

sevvey6:

colin-emrys-morgan:

I recently went to a con with some friends and you could see these posters all over the expo grounds. I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is a job well done. 

I disagree, I think costumes do equal consent. If a guy goes up to you while you’re wearing a Harley Quinn costume and makes you feel uncomfortable, you automatically have his consent to knock him right in the face with a hammer. I mean, he did willingly walk up to a kickass villain 

I GOT REALLY PISSED AT FIRST

AND THEN I KEPT READING

Oh thank goodness I thought shit was about to get real on this post

(Source: jaradpadahecki)

Kristoff to his future son

Kristoff:
Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven:
Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Yes.
Sven:
I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Yes.

allantherobot:

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

You should have gotten extra credit

(Source: lysistratas-moved)

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

(Source: michaelsocha)

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