The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Arteries

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kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: hayleyx101)

gaymerlag:

This party has woo girls. One that won’t shut the fuck up. Oh jesus. It’s like an episode of HIMYM. I need a translation for her woo’s.

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

(Source: lalondes)

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

gaymerlag:

yes fellatio fairy. I will obey.

gaymerlag:

yes fellatio fairy. I will obey.

(Source: greatfairyofpower)

(Source: voldermorte)

(Source: furfrou)

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